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Mark Watson: The Infinite Show

Tickets: Stalls £19.50 / £17.50 (£10 - £18 concs), Circle & Box £20.50
Venue: Main House Theatre
Running Time: 1h40m approx.
Groups Group Discount buy 10 tickets & get 11th free (unless otherwise specified)
Age Guidance: 14+
Due to circumstances out of our control, this date has had to be postponed. We apolgise for any inconvenicance and hope to still see you at the show! Please see Mark Watson's apology letter below:

Dear people of Berwick (or some of them).
 
I’m writing to let you know that I have to move the show which you were meant to be coming to on March 8th. This is entirely my own fault. I was going to use ‘contractual obligations’ as my get-out, and that is true, but a more specific way of putting it would be ‘I have messed up and double-booked myself’. This happens from time to time and it is usually my fault.

So. We are sorting out with the venue to refund tickets if that is your preferred option. But we’re also going to get an alternative date sorted out – very likely in May or June – and if you’re able to make that one, your original tickets will obviously be valid for that show instead. And I will be better by then because I’ll have had a couple more months to think of jokes. But that is NOT why I’m postponing. PLEASE DO NOT spread rumours that I am short of jokes.

Please accept my apologies for this human error and believe me when I say I will still make it to the Maltings really soon. And if you’re unable to attend the rearranged date I will come to your house instead (send me the address on Twitter) (this promise is not legally binding).

Thank you for your patience. 

Mark Watson


Cluster-bombed with yoghurt on Taskmaster, half-killed on Bear Grylls' Celebrity Island, Watson returns to what he's best at: being indoors. 

"Hugely entertaining, craftsmanlike, remarkable" - Telegraph


Inspired by the mostly alarming state of the world his children are growing up in, and a genuine, urgent desire to do something about it, this show is about empathy. 99 percent of the world's population is made up of other people: why can't we understand them? As scrawny and impassioned as ever, one of the UK's most beloved and thinnest acts offers some suggestions, with his usual notoriously high joke- and-rant-per-minute rate.


"He sparkles with originality and verve" - Chortle 

"A kind of unstoppably funny Superhero" - Sunday Times
Year: 2019
The Maltings Theatre & Cinema is operated by The Maltings (Berwick) Trust Registered Charity No: 701194