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Can You Dig It? Comedy Songs About Growing Your Own


Comedy songs about growing your own vegetables, including The Ballad of Derrick the Evil Pigeon, a powerful love song to Alan Titchmarsh, and the world's first rap battle between a gardener and a slug.


Can You Dig It? stars musical comedians (and real-life allotment holders) Jo Stephenson and Dan Woods will appeal to both vegetable-growing novices and seasoned cultivators. Come and laugh as Jo and Dan delve into the mysterious and competitive world of vegetable shows, launch a campaign to give sprouts the recognition they deserve, and ask, “John Innes – who is he?” There's even a song for people who don't like vegetables, poor things.

Suitable for all ages - no filth (except mud).
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‘It is difficult not to laugh. Highly entertaining’ **** FOUR STARS – DAILY TELEGRAPH

‘This is a riot’ **** FOUR STARS - WHATSONSTAGE

‘Brilliant musicians and inspired wordsmiths. A fantastic collision of Tom Lehrer, Flight Of The Conchords and allotment gardening **** FOUR STARS - THREEWEEKS


Year: 2011

The Maltings Theatre & Cinema is operated by The Maltings (Berwick) Trust Registered Charity No: 701194