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Damp Knight Comedy: Giraffic Park

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Tickets: £6
Venue: Henry Travers Studio
Running Time: 2h20m approx incl interval
Groups Group Discount buy 10 tickets & get 11th free (unless otherwise specified)
Age Guidance: 16+
Laughter Finds a Way!

Way back in the year 2020,000000 BC a hungry rossquito lunched on the blood of an ancient beast. Originally thought lost to the depths of time, The Damp Knights have discovered the bug preserved in precious amber and have managed to extract the DNA of these prehistoric giants! Now after the turn of the year 2020 AD, they are ready to reveal them in all their hilarious, majesty.

Ladies and gentlemen, Giraffic Park is open.

Comprising mainly of their signature brand of insane improvised comedy, paired with filmed and live sketches debuted at this show, Damp Knight Comedy take elements of popular improv TV shows (such as Mock the Week, Fast and Loose & Whose Line Is It Anyway?), add a little Monty Python flavour and hit fast-forward for a night of unforgettable, high-octane, comedy, entirely inspired by the audience’s suggestions.

Join the Damp Knights in their latest special at The Maltings; “Giraffic Park” as they invent and scramble their way through impossible situations, ridiculous games and even the odd inconceivable musical number all for your entertainment, knowing that they genuinely do not have a pre-approved script or storyline to fall back on.

Old Favourites such as Forward/Reverse and New Choice will be on offer as well as the ever growing arsenal of Damp Knight original creations. It’s a night of hilarity for all who attend, or an opportunity to embarrass someone you mildly dislike by tricking them to coming to a comedy evening with you and volunteering them for audience participation! (Audience Participation not mandatory).

Who Are Damp Knight Comedy?

Formed in 2015, creative comedy cronies ‘Damp Knight Comedy’ are a group of passionate funny peoples, performers and general ne’er-do-wells that know how to make audiences laugh but haven’t yet mastered writing a script. After many gigs round the North East and the South of Scotland, as well as several sell-out performances at The Maltings they are back with their quick wits, stage chemistry and lack of shame.
Year: 2020
The Maltings is operated by The Maltings (Berwick) Trust Registered Charity No: 701194