Damp Knight Comedy: Die Haardvark 2: Die Haardervaarker

Main House Theatre  |  Thursday 12 December

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Just once, you’d like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a lovely Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. You gotta crawl along to this really lovely Comedy Show.
You didn’t know it was coming, we didn’t know it was coming, but here it is –
Die Haardvaark 2: Die Haardervaarker!

Get your friends and family together,
Get those festive supplies too,
Chestnuts, sprouts and plenty cheese,
A bit of Port will also do…
Then hurl them all into the air as you storm through Berwick towards The Maltings Theatre, with a determination that can only come from a deep seated desire to laugh like you’ve never laughed before. From short sharp breaths out your nose to honking guffaws you didn’t know you could do, Damp Knight are here to give you the best Christmas gift there is – Lego, BMX cica1985, PS5 LAUGHTER.

Damp Knight Comedy take elements of popular improv TV shows (such as Mock the Week, Fast and Loose and Whose Line Is It Anyway?), add their own signature brand of surreal, unpredictable spontaneity and hit fast-forward for a night of unforgettable, high-octane comedy, inspired entirely by the audience’s suggestions.

Join the Damp Knights in this Christmas sequel specialtacular; Die Haardvark 2: Die Haardervaarker, as they invent and scramble their way through impossible situations, ridiculous games and even the odd inconceivable musical number all for your entertainment, knowing that they genuinely do not have a pre-approved script or storyline to fall back on.

It’s a night of hilarity for all who attend, or even a last ditch opportunity to get onto Santas nice list (we know him), by buying a group of tickets for your chums to enjoy a comedy show and volunteering yourself for audience participation! (Audience Participation Not Mandatory).

Who Are Damp Knight Comedy?
Formed in 2015, creative comedy cronies ‘Damp Knight Comedy’ are a group of passionate funny peoples, performers and general ne’er-do-wells that know how to make audiences laugh but haven’t yet mastered writing a script. After many gigs round the North East and the South of Scotland, as well as several sell-out performances at The Maltings, they are back with their quick wits, stage chemistry and complete lack of shame.
See clips from past shows on their YouTube and Instagram

Welcome back to the party, pals.