Main House Theatre | 16 September 2023
Come and enjoy a mountain of nonsense, daft one-liners, joyful songs, wobbly props and ridiculous humour. (Plus utter drivel.) Witness the stupidity. Then leave. Switched on the Christmas lights in Cheam two years on the run. All tickets “non-re-pundable”.
We’re a registered charity, and most of the ticket income we earn is paid directly to artists.
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